kyrafic:

Paid a lot of attention to these two in the B99 season premiere, because I am nothing if not a dutiful fandom lady wife, and I had a glorious revelation about who their dynamic is exactly like:

a/u where Spock is the police chief and Kirk is the goofball detective.  
a/u where Holt is Captain of the USS Brooklyn NCC-99 and Peralta is the cocky science officer.
a/us about the immense depths of feeling hidden behind both stern logical countenances and jokey, energetic exteriors.
YES, GOOD, CASE CLOSED. 

kyrafic:

Paid a lot of attention to these two in the B99 season premiere, because I am nothing if not a dutiful fandom lady wife, and I had a glorious revelation about who their dynamic is exactly like:

a/u where Spock is the police chief and Kirk is the goofball detective.  

a/u where Holt is Captain of the USS Brooklyn NCC-99 and Peralta is the cocky science officer.

a/us about the immense depths of feeling hidden behind both stern logical countenances and jokey, energetic exteriors.

YES, GOOD, CASE CLOSED. 

Day 5 of #5 fics 5 days: apocalypse.
Probability of an Existential Catastrophe
Veep. Dan/Amy. 925 words, non-porn. An asteroid is about to hit the earth.

Dan snorts like she’s lucky he doesn’t murder her where she stands. “Yeah, vacation,” he says. “Forgive me if, like everyone else in the world, I don’t see the point of going in to work when 7 billion of us will be dead in a month.”
"More people than that," Amy says, reaching under the bed where she’s finally spotted the shoe, no help from Dan. "The spaceships only hold 50,000."

OH MY GOD, BINGO, BITCHES?????

Day 5 of #5 fics 5 days: apocalypse.

Probability of an Existential Catastrophe

Veep. Dan/Amy. 925 words, non-porn. An asteroid is about to hit the earth.

Dan snorts like she’s lucky he doesn’t murder her where she stands. “Yeah, vacation,” he says. “Forgive me if, like everyone else in the world, I don’t see the point of going in to work when 7 billion of us will be dead in a month.”

"More people than that," Amy says, reaching under the bed where she’s finally spotted the shoe, no help from Dan. "The spaceships only hold 50,000."

OH MY GOD, BINGO, BITCHES?????

Day 4 of #5 fics 5 days: hurt/comfort.
Hear the Train A-comin’
The Good Wife, post-ep for last night’s premiere. Cary & Alicia. 847 words, non-porn. Alicia picks Cary up from jail.

Alicia picks Cary up at prison, parked outside the gates as he comes out slump-shouldered, wearing the rumpled suit he was arrested in, carrying a brown paper bag that probably has whatever else he went in with: wallet, cell phone, keys. The bandage wrapped around his hand looks ratty and gray, and now he also has a black eye, scrapes on his chin.

Day 4 of #5 fics 5 days: hurt/comfort.

Hear the Train A-comin’

The Good Wife, post-ep for last night’s premiere. Cary & Alicia. 847 words, non-porn. Alicia picks Cary up from jail.

Alicia picks Cary up at prison, parked outside the gates as he comes out slump-shouldered, wearing the rumpled suit he was arrested in, carrying a brown paper bag that probably has whatever else he went in with: wallet, cell phone, keys. The bandage wrapped around his hand looks ratty and gray, and now he also has a black eye, scrapes on his chin.

kyrafic replied to your photo “Day 3 of #5 fics 5 days: forced to take care of a baby/kid together. …”

TUNA, ARE YOU KIDDING ME. I’m very proud and I hate you so much rn.


STEP UP YOUR GAME, CULLINAN.

Day 3 of #5 fics 5 days: forced to take care of a baby/kid together.
Through the Jungle, Through the Dark
The Avengers (movie franchise). Tony/Pepper/Bruce. 4592 words, non-porn. Tony has a surprise illegitimate tween daughter.

Tony shrugs, looking entirely unrepentant. “Condoms fail like three percent of the time. When you think about it, it’s amazing I don’t have two hundred illegitimate kids floating around out there.”

OH GOD MORE THAN HALFWAY DONE, GIVE ME MEDALS.

Day 3 of #5 fics 5 days: forced to take care of a baby/kid together.

Through the Jungle, Through the Dark

The Avengers (movie franchise). Tony/Pepper/Bruce. 4592 words, non-porn. Tony has a surprise illegitimate tween daughter.

Tony shrugs, looking entirely unrepentant. “Condoms fail like three percent of the time. When you think about it, it’s amazing I don’t have two hundred illegitimate kids floating around out there.”

OH GOD MORE THAN HALFWAY DONE, GIVE ME MEDALS.

annakovsky:

Day 2 of #5 fics 5 days: age difference!
thrill you more than any ghoul would ever dare try
13 Going on 30. Matt/Jenna, with 13-year-old Jenna still in the body of adult Jenna. 4180 words, explicit. WARNING: UNDERAGE.

Jenna giggles a little more. “Matty, you Frenched me,” she whispers.

WHAT, BIG DID IT, IT’S NOT THAT PERVERTED.

annakovsky:

Day 2 of #5 fics 5 days: age difference!

thrill you more than any ghoul would ever dare try

13 Going on 30. Matt/Jenna, with 13-year-old Jenna still in the body of adult Jenna. 4180 words, explicit. WARNING: UNDERAGE.

Jenna giggles a little more. “Matty, you Frenched me,” she whispers.

WHAT, BIG DID IT, IT’S NOT THAT PERVERTED.

WAIT IS THIS 13 GOING ON 30 FIC?! THIS IS A THING?

IT IS NOW!!!!!!!

Day 2 of #5 fics 5 days: age difference!
thrill you more than any ghoul would ever dare try
13 Going on 30. Matt/Jenna, with 13-year-old Jenna still in the body of adult Jenna. 4180 words, explicit. WARNING: UNDERAGE.

Jenna giggles a little more. “Matty, you Frenched me,” she whispers.

WHAT, BIG DID IT, IT’S NOT THAT PERVERTED.

Day 2 of #5 fics 5 days: age difference!

thrill you more than any ghoul would ever dare try

13 Going on 30. Matt/Jenna, with 13-year-old Jenna still in the body of adult Jenna. 4180 words, explicit. WARNING: UNDERAGE.

Jenna giggles a little more. “Matty, you Frenched me,” she whispers.

WHAT, BIG DID IT, IT’S NOT THAT PERVERTED.

Day 1 of #5 fics 5 days: pegging!
The First of Three Conversations
New Girl. Nick/Jess, with a little bit of Nick/Schmidt. 1924 words, explicit.

Jess isn’t entirely sure how Schmidt ended up here in her bedroom with them (“in an advisory capacity,” Schmidt had said when this idea got brought up), sitting on the side of the bed next to a thing of lube and, uh, a strap-on.

THAT’S RIGHT, DAY ONE IS COMPLETE.

Day 1 of #5 fics 5 days: pegging!

The First of Three Conversations

New Girl. Nick/Jess, with a little bit of Nick/Schmidt. 1924 words, explicit.

Jess isn’t entirely sure how Schmidt ended up here in her bedroom with them (“in an advisory capacity,” Schmidt had said when this idea got brought up), sitting on the side of the bed next to a thing of lube and, uh, a strap-on.

THAT’S RIGHT, DAY ONE IS COMPLETE.

pearlo replied to your photo “Nine months ago, best friend/ladywife kyrafic was visiting me and we…”

middle vertical is SO MANY OF MY KINKS oh lord

omg RIGHT????? the only reason I might not pick that line is that I’ve written several of them pretty recently, BECAUSE I LOVE THEM SOOOOOO. On the other hand, you can never have too many accidental pregnancies. :P