emptyhanded85:

Parks and Recreation - 2x15 - Sweetums

Get off my car, woman!

emptyhanded85:

Parks and Recreation - 2x15 - Sweetums

Get off my car, woman!

(Source: holdingontoyoufordearlife)

Nick Offerman at UCB LA.

Nick Offerman at UCB LA.

lindsay-funke:


Elijah: Speaking of game-making, what was the name of the fake game y’all tried to get me into? Tig! Oh my god.
Billy: Tig, it was when we were filming Weathertop, and myself and Dom just started tagging each other, ya know, touching each other and going “tig! tig!” just for no reason. And then Sean came over and started doing it as well. And then we’d say “Tig tig, tig tag,” like, for no reason! And then Elijah came over and said ‘What are you guys doing?’ And we said, ‘oh, we’re playing a game called tig.’ And he says ‘oh, how do you play?’ And then we spent the next two hours making up rules.
Elijah: And trying to teach me, and of course I was getting everything wrong.
Sean: The three of us were ever frustrated that he wasn’t follwing these new rules that we were continuing to make up.
Dom: So we would play and the three of us we constantly getting it right. Every time Elijah tried a new way of tigging someone we’d say ‘No, Elijah, you can’t tig on a tog, you can’t tag on a tig, you have to do an elephant impression if you’re going to tig Billy, if Billy’s going to tig you back you have to get on your knees and take your trousers down.’
Billy: How many times Elijah, you can’t double tig a tag!
Dom: And for like 3 weeks he kept saying how much he enjoyed playing tig.
Billy: Do you remember we forgot to say it was a wind up? And it was like a year later he says ‘Why do we never play tig?’
Elijah: And they finally let the cat out of the bag. My whole world came shattering down on me when they told me that was a lie. For a whole year I believed that was a real game.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Cast Commentary

lindsay-funke:

Elijah: Speaking of game-making, what was the name of the fake game y’all tried to get me into? Tig! Oh my god.

Billy: Tig, it was when we were filming Weathertop, and myself and Dom just started tagging each other, ya know, touching each other and going “tig! tig!” just for no reason. And then Sean came over and started doing it as well. And then we’d say “Tig tig, tig tag,” like, for no reason! And then Elijah came over and said ‘What are you guys doing?’ And we said, ‘oh, we’re playing a game called tig.’ And he says ‘oh, how do you play?’ And then we spent the next two hours making up rules.

Elijah: And trying to teach me, and of course I was getting everything wrong.

Sean: The three of us were ever frustrated that he wasn’t follwing these new rules that we were continuing to make up.

Dom: So we would play and the three of us we constantly getting it right. Every time Elijah tried a new way of tigging someone we’d say ‘No, Elijah, you can’t tig on a tog, you can’t tag on a tig, you have to do an elephant impression if you’re going to tig Billy, if Billy’s going to tig you back you have to get on your knees and take your trousers down.’

Billy: How many times Elijah, you can’t double tig a tag!

Dom: And for like 3 weeks he kept saying how much he enjoyed playing tig.

Billy: Do you remember we forgot to say it was a wind up? And it was like a year later he says ‘Why do we never play tig?’

Elijah: And they finally let the cat out of the bag. My whole world came shattering down on me when they told me that was a lie. For a whole year I believed that was a real game.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Cast Commentary

(Source: lindsaybluth)

The moment you realize your mother is the worst sort of muggle imaginable.

froquontly:

 

Q: “Mom, what are the four houses in Harry Potter?”
A: “Uh, Slytherin, Gryffindor…Huxtable and Owl.”

mattie:

For kovsky.

I’m kidding. Call me Pappy.

mattie:

For kovsky.

I’m kidding. Call me Pappy.

Eastbound and Down

Eastbound and Down

vonswank:

A sweaty, drunken moment in the desert, illuminated by neon lights and glitz. Aubrey Plaza by Robyn Von Swank. 

vonswank:

A sweaty, drunken moment in the desert, illuminated by neon lights and glitz. Aubrey Plaza by Robyn Von Swank. 

fuckyeahparksandrec:

I normally am not all about photos of celebrity’s kids but BABY DENNIS THE MENACE, NO?

fuckyeahparksandrec:

I normally am not all about photos of celebrity’s kids but BABY DENNIS THE MENACE, NO?

Backstage at UCB. Did you know that Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman have known each other since they were both in the Chicago theater scene way back when? And that they double-date with their respective spouses, Will Arnett and Megan Mullally? Yeah.

Backstage at UCB. Did you know that Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman have known each other since they were both in the Chicago theater scene way back when? And that they double-date with their respective spouses, Will Arnett and Megan Mullally? Yeah.