This is my favorite scene of the two of them.

This is my favorite scene of the two of them.

Now I admit that we Muslims are a pretty powerful bunch. But in all the secret Muslim gatherings I have attended to discuss our plans for destroying democracy and taking over the White House (we meet every Friday night directly atop Ground Zero), we have come to the conclusion that we will need to raise our numbers from the 1% of the US population we currently represent, to at least 2% before we can begin stoning people at random.

mansions:

i’m kind of obsessed with “Justin Bieber’s Girlfriend” by Michaela Wallace.

This is kind of amazingly catchy, and I can’t believe this girl is like 14. A+ UNIVERSE, KEEP THE HILARIOUS SINGER/SONGWRITER GIRLS COMING.

thismoi:

oh, sweet goodness.

thismoi:

oh, sweet goodness.

vonswank:

Taking this photo of Nick Offerman made my night. 

vonswank:

Taking this photo of Nick Offerman made my night. 

fuckyeahbrando:

“Acting is the least mysterious of all crafts. Whenever we want something from somebody or when we want to hide something or pretend, we’re acting. Most people do it all day long.”

fuckyeahbrando:

“Acting is the least mysterious of all crafts. Whenever we want something from somebody or when we want to hide something or pretend, we’re acting. Most people do it all day long.”

readmorewikipedia:

Lieutenant Jack Churchill is an English soldier known for fighting World War II equipped with a sword, a longbow, arrows and a claybeg. He once said, “Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed.”
In May 1940, Churchill and his unit ambushed a German patrol near L’Epinette, France. Churchill gave the signal to attack by cutting down the enemy with his barbed arrows, becoming the only known British soldier to have felled an enemy with a longbow in the course of World War II.

readmorewikipedia:

Lieutenant Jack Churchill is an English soldier known for fighting World War II equipped with a sword, a longbow, arrows and a claybeg. He once said, “Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed.”

In May 1940, Churchill and his unit ambushed a German patrol near L’Epinette, France. Churchill gave the signal to attack by cutting down the enemy with his barbed arrows, becoming the only known British soldier to have felled an enemy with a longbow in the course of World War II.

(Source: readmorewikipedia)