m-friend:

I realize it’s still early, but…HAPPY NO LONGER (as much of) A PERV DAY EVERYONE!! Does your conscience feel a little bit lighter already? Because mine sure does.

IT SURE DOES. THANK GOD. Only nine more years until he meets the half my age plus seven rule! … and now I’m sad again.

Which, speaking of, did Demi just twitter lyrics from “Anthems for a 17-Year-Old Girl” for one young Nicholas? Discuss.