My favorite part of this was how Seth was trying to be totally normal and Amy was being like, SETH I WANT TO PUT MY HANDS ON YOUR BODY SETH.
Then Seth was like, “I admit there was a time when that sort of behavior would have driven me wild. But I am in a healthy relationship now, Amy.”
And Amy was like, “A relationship? With whom?”
And Seth was like, “A lovely, intelligent, self-possessed lawyer or something named Alexi.”
And Amy was like, “Sounds like a real whore.”
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Amy: Really?! We all have to do better. On Tuesday two TSA agents got into a fight, because one of them teased the other one for having a small penis, when he walked through the x-ray machine. Guys, we have terrorists. We cannot waste time arguing over penises. Besides, ladies don’t care how big a penis is. Unless it’s really big or really small.
Seth: Really?
Amy: Really, yes, really, I told you that.
Seth: You don’t know, it could be either one.
Amy: Oh, well..Saturday Night Live; S35E21 Betty White
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“We play a married couple that stays married because we don’t want the other one to find happiness.” - Seth Meyers on The Needlers
