THIS DOUCHEBAG THOUGH
EMMY AWARD WINNING DOUCHEBAG.
“I don’t believe in judging art.” JUST A DOUCHEBAG HOMERUN WITH THE SPEECH.
(Source: jen22201)
#two a-holes at a movie premiere
I would just once like to see a candid picture of him where he’s managed to button his shirt all the way up. ALL THE WAY UP, DAMIAN. (via fuckyeahdamianlewis)
Crews: I do it because children seem to enjoy it. When I make fun of you. Because they think you’re uptight.
Reese: I’m… I am, I am not uptight. I’m not uptight! If you want to drive the car, go ahead and drive. Just because I don’t say everything that pops into my head does not make me uptight.
Crews: I didn’t say you’re uptight, I said kids think you’re uptight. Though, kids are tough to fool about that.
[Reese stares at him]
Crews: Kids are notoriously tough to fool.(2x02, Everything… All The Time)
Crews: That’s what the newspaper said.
Ted: You don’t believe them?
Crews: Newspapers said I was guilty.
Ted: Yeah. Said I was guilty too.
Crews: Ted, you were guilty.
Ted: I know, but it still hurt to see it there like that in print.(2x05, Crushed)
Why did it get cancelleddddddddd?
Yeah, reading poetry doesn’t really mitigate DLew’s douchiness, aaaaaaaaand yet. There’s some French in here, you guys.



