[Christina Aguilera] was chatting with Shelton at an after-show party at his house last season when she suddenly said to him, “I don’t think you like me.” Shelton called over his wife, singer Miranda Lambert, who revealed that Shelton’s birthday gift a couple of years back was an autographed Aguilera tour book. “She’s my favorite female vocalist,” says Shelton (who also admits to having had a “major crush” on her — he had even designated her as a marital “free pass,” never expecting to meet her). “I told Christina that, and I’ll never forget the look on her face.” — Rolling Stone

“It’s Nirvana, Blake!”

top 5 Parks and Rec ships: #1, Ron/April

I totally watched Parks since the pilot and always enjoyed it, but I’m not lying when I say that Ron/April is the OTP that got me into the show in an actual fannish, shippy way. In the words of Andy Dwyer to Ron, “She’s perfect for you.” April and Ron are two people who try very, very hard not to care about anything or anyone, and who are really, really bad at actually doing so. They understand each other and they keep each other’s secrets. In the episode “Soulmates,” April spends the whole time following Ron around a health food store throwing away vegan bacon with him while ignoring her husband. Who are the titular soulmates, Parks? I see what you’re trying to say and I like it.

top 5 Parks and Rec ships:#2, Leslie/Ron

To quote lookupatthesky, “If Leslie and Ron don’t end up married it will be a waste.” Remember that time she wanted the two of them to hide out at his cabin for 2-3 years? Remember that time they took a roadtrip to Indianapolis and she kept bringing up tourist attractions and when he didn’t want to go, she was like, “What’s wrong with you?” as though normally Ron Swanson would totally go see the World’s Largest Rocking Chair with her? Remember that time she threw him the world’s best birthday party, and that time he knew why she should dump her awful boyfriend Justin, and that time for Christmas he gave her a political campaign, even though he believes the government should be one man alone in a room who is in charge of the nukes? Um, remember that time I wanted them to bang?

Parks and Recreation high school AU.